In a planet far away, discovered by lost astronauts from the Americas, lives an “evil” wizard who goes by Ph-
King- KINGDOM DRAGON NOTALOSER. King for short.
Yeahhhh……. This guy lives alone in his mother’s basement-
King- MY MOTHER LIVES WITH ME.
- HIS basement that is owned by his mother as well as the rest of her house. He is…. Do I have to say this…?
“The most amazing and awesome person to ever live on the planet of sylph.” I, the narrator, shall show you, the reader, A record of this-
King- ABSOLUTELY AMAZING MAN’S LIFE.
SHUT UP. NO ONE ASKED YOU.
Anyways… Once upon a time……
King- At last! My assistant will arrive... He must be brave! And... Strong! And able to lift boxes! My assistant will be-
King- He is here! I'm so pumped- I mean - READY TO BECOME A SORCEROR OF AMAZING-
(?)- *Door crashes open*
King- Ah! A destructive one! You must have been born of high-
Anais- My name is Anais
I'm your new assistant!
King- That's great, but-
Anais- I love bunnies, and cats, and tiny little puppies, and IREALLYLOVETURDUCKINSEVENTHOUGHMAMAISALLERGIC
King- So... You can't lift boxes....?
Anais- I can try my best
King- You are capable of destruction, correct?
Anais- Why would I do that?
Anais- KILLING?! D:
King- *Sigh* Please tell me you at least know how to organize things...
King- Great. My name is King, and I-
Anais- Why can't I call you ph-
King- Don't say it...
Anais- But your name is Phillip-
King- NO. THAT'S NOT MY NAME.
Anais- But your record says your full name is Phillip Annabel Looser-
King- THAT IS NOT MY NAME. YOU ARE NOT TO CALL ME THAT.
Anais- I like your name, though-
King- NO. NO. PLEASE. NO.NEVER SAY THOSE WORDS AGAIN.
Anais- Is it because your last name is loser-
King- LOOSer. NOT loser. LOOSer
Anais- It’s pronounced the same-
King- FINE. Then wat is YOUR name, HMM?
Anais- Anais Rose Quimby. :3
King- You know what…. Shut up….
Anais- Yes sir
King- Your room is the first door to the left once you go down the hallway.
Anais- Yes sir
King- SO SHUT UP AND GO TO YOUR ROOM!
Anais- Okie dokie, artichokie
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ To be continued
(Record 2 coming soooooon